Why doesnt mickey mouse hook up with ariel, cinderella, or jasmine ?

Beacause they are all afraid of mice!

Why doesnt mickey mouse hook up with ariel, cinderella, or jasmine ?
Because no one wants to have sex with a mouse. Except for another mouse.
Reply:Ariel,Cinderella and Jasmine already have husbands


Mickey may have a chance with Mulan,Esmerelda or Pocahontas
Reply:because he is a mouse...
Reply:Cause he only has eyes for Minnie
Reply:they're too tall


and their voices aren't squeaky


and minnie mouse is always there


and they're not mice


and ariel is with prince charming, cinderella is with prince charming v2.0, and jasmine is with aladdin
Reply:he loves minnie all night!!!!!
Reply:He in love with Minnie.
Reply:he is practically married to minnie, they LIVE together duh
Reply:i think its b-cause HE'S A MOUSe duh!
Reply:He's really old. If he was "born" or created in 1928, that would make him 78 this year.


I think young people are too sexualized too soon today. How are we ever going to control AIDS when kids in grade school start talking about hooking up before they can spell hooking up?
Reply:because he is f@#%^$g Goofy hahahahahahahaha get it?
Reply:Becuase Aladdin and Prince Charming one and two are way more manly and hotter than Mickey. Come on, do you think a princess would want to hook up with a mouse?
Reply:HES IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER(MINNIE)BUT SHE ONLY WORKS 10:00pm-4:OOaM.LOL AND THEY ALL READY HAD (COUGHLFING)YOU KNOW WHAT.
Reply:how do u kno he doesnt


he could b doin ya kno wat w/ em when nobody's lookn


lol
Reply:Because Minnie Mouse is his "Bonnie". As in Bonnie and Clyde, so they are road dogs of mice in their case, and they got each others back.





Can't break up to mice who got a jones for one another!
Reply:Because he is a mouse.Human and Mice are not compatible.


And besides he has Minnie.


And there will be no "lived happily ever after".
Reply:I don't know if anyone will ever see this, but have you heard the joke:





Mickey was suing Minnie for divorce and the judge returns for deliberations and says to Mickey, "I am sorry, Mickey, but I cannot grant you a divorce on your claim that Minnie is crazy."


To which Micky replies, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was ******* Goofy!"
Reply:He only has eyes for Minnie.
Reply:cause that's is bestiality and is illegal!!
Reply:the might be afraid of mouses
Reply:Because he doesn't have male or female genitalia. He is a cartoon. Grow up.
Reply:I think he's gay.

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